You Suck: A Love Story - Christopher Moore

Moores bestseller, now in paperback, is a cheerfully perverse, gut-busting tale of young vampires in love that USA Today describes as a laugh-a-page novel thats raunchy and irreverent. \n \nBeing undead sucks. Literally.\n \nJust ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.\n \nBut word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. \n \nAnd that really sucks.\n