Apocalypse Cow - Michael Logan

Three unlikely heroes must save Britain from a rampaging horde of zombie cows. It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies. \n \nIf you think you've seen it all -- WORLD WAR Z, THE WALKING DEAD-- you haven't seen anything like this. From the twisted brain of Michael Logan comes Apocalypse Cow, a story about three unlikely heroes who must save Britain . . . from a rampaging horde of ZOMBIE COWS! \n \nForget the cud. They want blood. \n \nIt began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies. \n \nAnd if that wasn't bad enough, the fate of the nation seems to rest on the shoulders of three unlikely heroes: an abattoir worker whose love life is non-existent thanks to the stench of death that clings to him, a teenage vegan with eczema and a weird crush on his maths teacher, and an inept journalist who wouldn't recognize a scoop if she tripped over one. \n \nAs the nation descends into chaos, can they pool their resources, unlock a cure, and save the world? \n \nThree losers. \nOverwhelming odds. \nOne outcome . . . \n \nYup, we're screwed.\n